Hey kids, do you want to ride down a mountain on your face as your flesh is torn away two or three layers at a time? Well, you are mentally ill and in deep need of some help to solve your problems.…
I talk about free stuff (included with a subscription or not) like it is a stereotype that my people are frugal, that and more recently getting drunk enough to drive into a vault of gold. Today is no different, as Ubisoft joined in…
Sometimes I love reviewing games. I can’t help but love a great game and cherish calling out a bad one. Every now and then I’ll play and review something, then I will play a bit more and want to talk about it further. Only…
Hugues Ricour is the latest addition to a line of dismissals, resignations, or — in this case — careful restructurings of high-ranking Ubisoft personnel in the wake of wide-ranging investigations into abuse allegations at the company. Ricour was initially named in a…
The illustrious Assassin’s Creed series has had many memorable moments. From the first game’s ability to reinvent the stealth action title to the more recent open-world adventures, the series is always pushing boundaries. In its latest release, Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, players are clearly…
Warning: This article contains mentions of swatting, shooting deaths, hostage situations, and police violence. On Friday November 13, 2020, Canadian news outlet Journal de Montreal reported that a call had been placed from within Ubisoft’s Montreal offices to local police. The offices,…
Video games are boring and safe. There is no risk in another highly anticipated war shooter, depressing hell full of sad people, another obliquely named “action-adventure,” and the same old open world. Yell about one JRPG until it is remastered, I’ll show you…
Hands down, without a shadow of a doubt, I loved Watch_Dogs 2. Did I give it a 10 out of 10? No, because it doesn’t deserve it, though it is probably one of, if not the best game of the 2010s for me. It…
At long last, two of Ubisoft’s flagship franchise compilations are being offered at a catchy price tag. Assassin’s Creed had a bit of a reputation for being an annual game, but these games were no slouch and the later efforts, Origins and Odyssey, reinvigorated…
WARNING: The following article contains links and embedded videos that may contain language that some readers may find distressing. Reader’s discretion is advised. Right, let’s talk about Ubisoft before we get to the pre-show with more announcements than the actual show. You…