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Dying Light 2: Stay Human (XBO) – Review

The next time I hear that we should just live with the cordyceps fungus rotting people’s brains and turning them into the encephalitic roaming dead, I’m going to make that person chew on a brick. Anyway, Dying Light 2: Stay Human is the sequel…

The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Won’t Release In Russia

Let’s get the obnoxious stereotypical joke out the way first: In Russia, man doesn’t love you, or you’ll be taken to a place where you’ll be locked inside with lots of men. I’ll never understand anti-LGBTQ+ laws that lead to someone getting…

Windbound Free On Epic

Monday, the next GTA became something official so expect rumors and speculation to run rampant again. Also, Chronomaster is now on Steam. Tuesday, Rune Factory 5 is available for pre-order with incentives, Intellivision is still a thing (kind of) and Konami is still doing NFTs because someone hates the universe.…

Doctor Who “Kill The Moon” – Review

Warning: The following article may contain discussions that some readers may find upsetting. Reader’s discretion is advised. Regularly I like to throw around the phrase, “‘X’ isn’t a bad episode,” and it is often my get out of jail free card for…

Intellivision Swaps CEOs, Amico Still With No Release

I find it cute when kids today talk about “retro” games. As a medium the entirety of gaming history is not much longer than DARPA’s research work into making early computers connected, thus making the basis of the internet. While arcades ruled…

Google Stadia Is All But Buried

I could lie to you and say I am sad and that I would hate to say it, but it wouldn’t be true at all. So, I told you so! Google’s graveyard of failed ideas that they didn’t give enough focus behind…

GTA 5’s Next Gen’ Ports Get Release, GTA 6 In Development

Well, this was a surprise on Friday morning. It was finally announced that GTA V, a 9-year-old game, will finally release on the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S in March. Hopefully, this will finally add a stable and well-reasoned frame-rate on consoles to the…

Nintendo Has No Interest In Acquisitions

Is it unfair to say finally? No more acquisition news of the billion-dollar kind and no NFT article where I shout at the wall of stupidity. I’m just going to praise Nintendo for not doing something stupid. According to Bloomberg (via a…

Yooka-Laylee’s Spin-Off Is Free On Epic

Monday, we discovered when Alexx, Lisa, and myself will be ruining the future generations with poor education, this month’s Prime Gaming was revealed, and a shadow puzzle-based game got a release date. Tuesday, another farming-sim is coming to PC, Final Fantasy VII turned 25 telling me my age in May, and another…

Doctor Who “The Caretaker” – Review

Coal Hill, you’ve been about a while, haven’t you? I remember when Susan used to go there, taught by the equally unrealistic couple of Ian and Barbara; how times haven’t changed. There are still kids (sadly) and a god-awful relationship shoehorned into…