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Dordogne (PC) Review

As French as using a baguette as a weapon in civil unrest, Dordogne is something I’ve had my eyes on since it appeared in the 2021 Wholesome Direct. If it isn’t obvious, it is that really beautiful game that looks like it was hand-painted with…

Testament: The Order of High Human (PC) Review

When first playing Testament: The Order of High Human, I thought I was getting a PS2-era AA-studio level RPG. The accent of the blandest man in video games, Aran, is speaking through heavily accented English. The setting is (as told by the…

Train Valley 2 Is Free On Epic

Monday, MK1 has characters named like Kingdom Hearts characters, Chinese RPG Honkai: Star Rail got an update, and the melee Battle Royale game Naraka: Bladepoint is now free-to-play. Tuesday, musical bunny puzzler Puzzles for Clef got a release date and Exoprimal apparently had a showcase you didn’t know about because why would you? Wednesday, the fourth Hellboy game (you didn’t…

SNW “Children of the Comet” Review

This episode showcases the other half of the showrunning team for Season 1 of Strange New Worlds. We’ve got Henry Alonso Myers & Sarah Tarkoff’s “Children of the Comet,” directed by Maja Vrvilo. Vrvilo is probably best known for some work on…

Grime Is Free On Epic

Monday, I covered Prime Gaming again and it is Prime Day Tuesday, so you’ve got extra stuff there. Also, Annapurna Interactive thinks that faux E3 is still going on. Tuesday, the lovely (wrong word) Dying Light 2 is crossing over with the not-so-lovely The Walking Dead ahead of that series set…

SNW “Strange New Worlds” – Review

I hate using this specific terminology, but it is time to get to some “proper” Star Trek. Specifically, a series about adults being adults instead of whatever you’ll call Lower Decks. That said, the era of Captain Snogs-A-Lot and his pointy-eared boyfriend isn’t…

Gord (PC) Preview

I don’t make it a secret that I hate when we have a week of demos on Steam. I’m busy enough as it is, I don’t need time constraints on something that is already limited such as a demo. Covenant.dev and Team17’s…

Prime Gaming – July 2023

Another month, another time to complain about something while blaming a billionaire that probably doesn’t know or care about what I’m pinning on him. It must be Prime Gaming for July! As usual, you can pick up countless tripe, or as it tends…

The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk Is Free On Epic

Monday, Genshin Impact got a new update and Atari’s awful attempts to ring your wallet free of cash with Roller Coaster Tycoon Adventure‘s Deluxe edition was announced. Tuesday, Riot Games announced yet more tripe for League of Legends which I wouldn’t use to wipe myself with. Wednesday, you can get…

Star Trek: Lower Decks “The Stars at Night” Review

The Stars at night are big and bright, especially when the Texas class is committing suicide via independent control. There isn’t much need to recount or set up what we’ve got this time around with Mike McMahan’s “The Stars at Night,” as…