Are you really sure you want me to recount the news lately? Because we’d be here for a long while if that were the case. If it wasn’t apparent by the line in last week’s review of Ugly Betty, “All the while,…
With a week drier than your nan’s gums, I don’t think it surprises that we’re a bit light on news this week. Monday, Witchfire has had a melee update as well as a sale milestone. Tuesday, the release date for the Cult…
Oh bloody joy! Monday, there was a PC Gaming Show that made Alexx join the side of dark jokes, and Fanatical is doing a special bundle. Tuesday, Vampire Therapist dev, Little Bat Games, announced an Eat the Rich sim, and the new…
Monday, I got a coffee machine that has kept me awake all week, there is a combat-free RPG in early access, and the second “big update” for Demonschool released. Tuesday, Warframe is apparently still a thing. Wednesday, Humble kind of got the…
Monday, Tarkov come Satisfactory ’em up ORMOD: Directive was announced. Tuesday, Ember and Blade have a Fortnite collab and keep sending me far too many emails despite the fact that it doesn’t release until next year. Wednesday, Two Point Museum apparently released…
Monday, I wanted to climb into a bin and shoot myself over feeling ill, Paralives got delayed, and a Death Stranding TV show is in development. Tuesday, semi-turn-based RPG Stories of Somnia got announced, the WoW 21st anniversary event started, and there…
Monday, nothing happened and GTA VI totally wasn’t delayed again, so go check out Prime/Luna, or whatever it is called now. Tuesday, there is a game sequel to a Miley Cyrus and John Travolta film in Barkour. Wednesday, Sony did a State…
Monday, Apes Warfare is Famicom Wars crossed with Planet of the Apes, releasing this month in early access; Diggergun got a release date, and now you can sling weed in the sewers to avoid cops, or you can play the Halloween update…
Monday, fee-fi-fo-fum… something, something, Kingdom Come Deliverance II DLC yet to come. Shut up, it’s early in the morning! Nivalis once again got a delay, into 2026. Tuesday, Terra Firma 2 is now in early access because the billionaires are ruining the…
Monday, Twitter still doesn’t shut up about “Women’s management delayed the game and deleted International management” from FM26, despite the fact that neither is true. In fact, Sports Interactive announced the full FIFA license for FM26 and beyond, with the beta now…