Ahh, Jamie Mathieson, you at least had one decent episode in “Mummy on the Orient Express.” At least that had some color about it and was a bit rosy in the cheeks and full of life. Yet here we’re left with desaturated…

Another double-bill, another base-under-siege, and another episode with non-corporeal beings of a victorian bent. Series 9 of Doctor Who is kicking off with my favorite things. It is not opposite day today, you say? Oh well, back to hating another story that makes me…

Warning: The following article may contain language unsuitable for some readers. Reader’s discretion is advised. To continue on my misanthropy of last week: Steven, everyone loves when you climb up yourself for the sake of nostalgia, bringing back all the different designs…

I’m not even in the mood to make the music reference, and I think that’s the sign of how poorly I think of Steven Moffat’s fourth from last Christmas special. Sure, we’ve got Frosty-Claus and I do love a bit of Nick…

Hey Missy, your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey Missy! Well, I started last week off with a song reference, this week has one built-in so my whole brain just went, “what the hell!” This is the double-bill…

It is common to hear (especially in the UK) the chant of “here we go” to John Philip Sousa’s “The Stars and Stripes Forever.” I’ve even heard it laced with profanity if you can believe that. So, here we go with Frank…

Let’s get the joke out the way: I wish I flatlined before Clara came along. Conversely, I could swap that out for “I wish I flatlined before Chibnall wrapped his first series of Doctor Who.” The second, and only other episode from…

Are you my Mummy? There, I got it out the way, so we don’t have to reference “The Empty Child” & “The Doctor Dances.” Anyway, the problem with a sci-fi twist on the established mystery that is fairly well-known in this Whodunnit…

Warning: The following article may contain discussions that some readers may find upsetting. Reader’s discretion is advised. Regularly I like to throw around the phrase, “‘X’ isn’t a bad episode,” and it is often my get out of jail free card for…

Coal Hill, you’ve been about a while, haven’t you? I remember when Susan used to go there, taught by the equally unrealistic couple of Ian and Barbara; how times haven’t changed. There are still kids (sadly) and a god-awful relationship shoehorned into…