Hey kids, do you want to ride down a mountain on your face as your flesh is torn away two or three layers at a time? Well, you are mentally ill and in deep need of some help to solve your problems.…
I think it’s reasonable to imagine that if millions of people the world over are instructed to remain indoors as much as possible by their governments due to a global pandemic, many of those people will turn to tackling their backlogs of…
Time for the weekly redux of everything I’ve written with some things by others. Monday, I did the last weekly Prime Gaming Article with this month’s 5 games, as it seems, I also spoke about the Figment 2 prologue that’s now available. Tuesday, I rambled about Cyberpunk 2077‘s…
After a 2020 packed with games and more than enough time to play them, it appears that there’s not much to look forward to in the way of big games to kick off 2021. This comes off as a bit of a…
Merry Chrimbo! Wait, I’m a few weeks late, aren’t I? These TARDIS’s(?), you can never get the help you need with these things; unless you put the stabilizers on, but that’s boring. They are boringers, great big boringers. Nonetheless, there is more Doctor…
Toward the tail end of last year, Brazilian production company NaLata emblazoned a mural-size recreation of Cyberpunk 2077‘s cover art on two blind gables of the São Bento condominium building, in São Paulo, Brazil. Since, NaLata has been fined approximately 410,000 Brazilian…
It almost feels like it goes without saying, but every time I’ve said it before, every single human seems to be surprised. “You don’t like Harry Potter?” they say, with the amateur dramatics of an old person in a comedy with trauma…
Over our holiday break, Lisa and I delved into a game I had previously reviewed a few years back. I had followed Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night since its Kickstarter campaign and when it released I played the PS4 version for a…
Several billion, two-hundred and sixty-nine million, eight-thousand, and forty-three times. That’s the number of times I’ve heard: “GTA 6 Leak!” with the spelling and grammar of a high-school dropout bank robber that does exotic dancing on the side. As a kid, (don’t…
Here at Phenixx Gaming, we love farming games like the franchises Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, and games like Stardew Valley. We’re always excited to dig into new farming adventures and get to know new townspeople and prospective bachelors/bachelorettes. XSEED Games and…