Keiran Mcewen is a proficient musician, writer, and games journalist. With almost twenty years of gaming behind him, he holds an encyclopedia-like knowledge of over games, tv, music, and movies.
Hear me out here, I am not that much of a fan when it comes to the retro pixel graphics that every 2D indie game uses. I’m also not much of a fan when it comes to Medieval settings, magic, fantasy or…
Monday, I had a burning hatred for humanity as I covered this month’s Prime Gaming guff. Yakuza 7‘s price is quite low at the moment, Sony did a State of Play with very little, and Dreams is even cheaper than Yakuza. Wednesday, we looked at some proper grass instead of Joanne’s astroturf, Alexx wrote…
Matt Smith is a beautiful man and a great actor, I will forever love him for those first few minutes. Following Amy’s question “What does it say?” to some scribbled high Gallifreyan scripture on a very literal black box, he simply says…
I was this many days old when I finally realized what bananas are, other than little yellow bits of nuclear pills, they are (technically) berries. Ok, I need to explain three things: Bananas give off tiny bits of radiation that can be…
If my comments on Monday during the Prime Gaming article weren’t clear enough, I love a good Souls-like. It was only four months ago on our YouTube channel that I reviewed Dark Souls 3, which I only bothered to start up again since reviewing Cold Symmetry’s Mortal Shell.…
Look here, Joanne: You know I don’t like you, and there would be a good chance you wouldn’t like me. I can live with the latter, but you being an attention-seeking Twitter goblin, you probably don’t like that I’ve never enjoyed your…
Warning: The following article contains links to some material that may contain strong language. Reader’s discretion is advised. I love Watch Dogs: Legion, I love London (what a dump!), and I love the dystopian nightmare future essence the game brings. However, I am…
I wonder what would have happened to this month’s article if I simply didn’t like anything from this month’s Prime Gaming “loot?” The same as I do every month pinky, moan and moan until I can’t moan anymore because the Amazon overlords finally understand…
Ahh, here we go again, and there haven’t even been school classes for someone to shoot up the place this time. The general rule of thumb for this nonsense is every few months, at least twice a year, and here we are…
Monday, Alexx wrote about a remake of something very Japanese from 1994, David time-traveled back to 2007, and I (in an editorial) covered the darkest days of 2004. It was a horrid nostalgia trip. Tuesday, I wrote about Watch Dogs Legion‘s online mode looking a…