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Botanicula is free on the Epic Games Store

Monday, gay-disabled dating sim After Work revealed its Kickstarter. Tuesday, WoW‘s latest patch is coming soon, but it still doesn’t include free delivery of inflatable sex dolls daily. Wednesday, if the graphical fidelity of WoW in 2025 (or 2005) is too much…

Eureka “H.O.U.S.E. Rules” – Review

Doctor Who will start two weeks from now. I’m a bit busy dealing with AI house problems right now. Directed by Jeff Woolnough and written by Harry Victor, the two last worked on “Dr. Nobel” earlier in the season, and this is…

Supercar Collection Simulator (PC) – Preview

I believe the great philosophers of Summer once sang: “There’s a hundred and four shop simulators, ‘til big releases come along to just end it.” The shop simulator genre that kicked off with Supermarket Simulator has exploded into a billion and one…

River City Girls is free on Epic

Monday, Team Ninja is addressing the Rise of the Ronin problems, and inZOI hits 1 million players in only a few days. Tuesday, Another Crab’s Treasure got a free update, Marvel Rivals survived to a second season, which is more than can…

Eureka “Purple Haze” – Review

I know it’s meant to be a reference to Prince or something, but can we just rename it Pink and Lacy? The third of Johanna Stokes’ five writing credits, she’s listed as working on the teleplay for this one, while show creators…

Another $100 million has been added to Star Citizen’s funding

The great Canadian philosopher Michael Mando once said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again.” But I think no better words have been said by Canadian actor Michael Mando when he said, “The definition of insanity…

Sports: Renovations (PC) – Review

Do I need to run down the details I’ve already covered in the preview of Sports: Renovations? A blonde woman named Jesse sees a news piece late at night and does what all women do: Try to save anything slightly dying. The…

Team Ninja Announce Another Performance Patch for PC

To say the launch of Team Ninja’s Rise of the Ronin on PC was well done would be (to put it very lightly) a tad underselling the issues. I didn’t run into anything too severe when I did the review back in…

Prime Gaming – April 2025

I guess the positive is that I’ve saved myself a bit of money by not buying the third game of a series in a recent sale on Steam. Indeed, it’s another month and I get to complain (putting it lightly) about Amazon…

Cat Quest II is free on Epic

Monday, cop ’em up The Precinct is set to release in May, hopefully. Tuesday, the second coming of Christ happened, but was quickly beaten to death with sticks by people who misunderstood Christianity and called him things they’d heard on the 24-hour…