Escape Academy is Free on Epic
Monday, the sun saw fit to rise, I was still trying to make sense of a 6-0 win, and I had to polish off the turd that is January’s Prime Gaming offers, which aren’t terrible just not great. Also, there is open…
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Doctor Who “Joy to the World” – Review
For some reason, I thought Joel Fry had already been in an episode of Doctor Who. Now I’m right. Directed by Alex Pillai, Pillai is probably best known for that Sabrina everyone was talking about, and I’m not talking about Melissa Joan…
Highway Police Simulator (PC) – Review
Newton’s third law of motion said that for every action, there has to be an equal and opposite reaction. My theory is that for every moderately good simulator in a subgenre, there needs to be an equal and opposite addressing to balance…
Architect Life gets Summer Release Date
I snort house-building games almost as much as I snort shop-ownership games. Ok, that’s a lie, there is only one reason I know how to type “MOTHERLOAD” so fast I can probably beat a court stenographer. The point is, yesterday afternoon, as…
Prime Gaming – January 2025
Another year, another month, another one of these Prime Gaming articles where I need to talk about the good, the bad, and the downright ugly Big Fish Games games (currently un)available throughout January. As always, Lost (T)Ark has some dried, shriveled-up, piles…
Turmoil is Free on Epic
On Monday, nothing happened. What do you expect, we’ve been on a break and I quite enjoyed the time off, as well as traveling on the team bus of an indescript sports team to a great victory. Beyond that, nothing has happened…
Lower Decks “Upper Decks” – Review
Let’s go, Sisko was mentioned! Returning once again with another interesting take on the formula and a play on a show’s title, Cullen Crawford returns to write “Upper Decks.” Oh yeah, I thought I’d switch it up, give the writer the top…
Crime Scene Cleaner (PC) – Review
It’s not every day you get an email from a known groundskeeper at a cemetery called “Pete” Sutcliffe about the upkeep of your dead wife’s grave. President Studio and PlayWay’s Crime Scene Cleaner is just the latest in the long line of…
TCG Card Shop Simulator (PC) – Preview
I know that no one likes hearing stupid background details of how I do things, but in my word processor of choice I just duplicated my “chapter” for Nokta Games’ Supermarket Simulator. Admittedly it is something you don’t care about, but I’m…
Supermarket Simulator (PC) – Preview
I’m a fan of the early 2010s brand of crap German simulators you’d find in the bargain bins of odd shops. I say this because from there you find the gems of Euro Truck Simulator, Gas Station Simulator, and all the other…